If you ever think your life is bad just remember that when my sister was born my mum threw up on her
She’s still pissed off at me and blame all of you
"you should have went during lunch"
"Please ask a staff member for details."
My bro just came prancing into my room with a Burger King crown. We don’t have Burger King in Belgium. He drove all the way to the Netherlands.
help this wasn’t supposed to be such a popular post
its funnier to americans because in Europe you can just drive to another country for burger king
"I want to try some minecraft HD texture packs!"
so does this make me a fucked up individual or
Halloween tip / Breaking Bad Marathon serving idea
congratulations you just taught a wh0ole website how to scam meth addicts in to buying fake meth A+
No meth addict would believe this
“congratulations you just taught a wh0ole website how to scam meth addicts in to buying fake meth A+ also i am 12 and don’t know how drugs work”
These two guys entered the metro from different stations and don’t even know each other. (via)
is that phineas and ferb
don’t even talk to me unless you drive this car