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Pitying Fools Everyday.

thisisthefuckenlife:

blvckappeal:

 

Last one 😂😂😂😂😂

theemptyholmes:

theemptyholmes:

theemptyholmes:

If you ever think your life is bad just remember that when my sister was born my mum threw up on her

She knows

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She’s still pissed off at me and blame all of you

profiting:

"you should have went during lunch"image

plasticbagvevo:

"Free Wi-Fi!"

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"Please ask a staff member for details."

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cdeductionswiththedoctor:

faensoundslikefun:

faensoundslikefun:

My bro just came prancing into my room with a Burger King crown. We don’t have Burger King in Belgium. He drove all the way to the Netherlands.

help this wasn’t supposed to be such a popular post

its funnier to americans because in Europe you can just drive to another country for burger king

shade-shypervert:

"I want to try some minecraft HD texture packs!"

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so driving back from the city yesterday, i get a random text from what appears to be a middle school boy that texted the wrong number.

willinoise:

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^lil playa~~

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so does this make me a fucked up individual or

Gryffindor: Do what is right
Ravenclaw: Do what is wise
Hufflepuff: Do what is kind
Slytherin: PUT A FUCKING BASILISK IN THE CASTLE

drankinwatahmelin:

hejibits:

This is the stupidest thing I’ve ever made

No. Shhh. It’s brilliant.

goraihadoken:

channel63:

lesbomancer:

viekastv:

Halloween tip / Breaking Bad Marathon serving idea

congratulations you just taught a wh0ole website how to scam meth addicts in to buying fake meth A+

No meth addict would believe this

congratulations you just taught a wh0ole website how to scam meth addicts in to buying fake meth A+ also i am 12 and don’t know how drugs work”

8oo:

awesomephilia:

These two guys entered the metro from different stations and don’t even know each other. (via)

is that phineas and ferb

8oo:

awesomephilia:

These two guys entered the metro from different stations and don’t even know each other. (via)

is that phineas and ferb

burningbrooklynbridges:

don’t even talk to me unless you drive this car

burningbrooklynbridges:

don’t even talk to me unless you drive this car